In the spirit of Tom Swifties that are easier to write than to parse, and in keeping with my philosophy of "one more than that guy," I give you 51 Swifties. Enjoy...?

"I'm always making people laugh with my zany antics," said Tom icily.
"Joe's selling that sapling for just five cents," Tom said histrionically.
"Wow, that weightlifter has a really powerful build," Tom said soberly.
"Man, I'm so envious of your six-pack abs," Tom said cordially.
"Help me remove the bones from this flatfish," Tom said soulfully.
"I've brought Miss Karenina a gift. Please give it to her," Tom said anaphorically.
"Hand over the cash register and nobody gets hurt," Tom said mightily.
"Please assist Theodore with his rock climbing," Tom said belatedly.
"Don't worry about the Congressman; I can control him as if he were my own appendage," Tom said reprehensibly.
"I just won some lift tickets from a radio contest," Tom said friskily.
"Wow, this Thai soup is really spicy," Tom coughed.
"If you're listening to this, it means I was done in by the Middle Eastern chickpea dip," Tom said posthumously.
"That bloke sure looks like he's spent a lot of time in the sun," Tom said tangentially.
"My cousin's such a parasite," said Tom relativistically.
"I spilled orange soda on my keyboard," said Tom fantastically.
"I got an amazing deal on this camping equipment," said Tom penitently.
"I'm going to use this lumber to make a dining room set for my friend Richard," Tom said predictably.
"I'm almost ready. I just need to put on this cologne," Tom said presently.
"One of my previous girlfriends just kissed Edward," Tom said unexpectedly.
"I've concocted a cure for Epstein-Barr," Tom said monotonically.
"I have a full tank of oxygen with my scuba gear," said Tom erroneously.
"My best friend's getting a Master's degree from Hebrew University," said Tom, gradually.
"Is this tiny street behind my nemesis' building?" wondered Superman dyslexically.
"I have a long way to climb before I become a tenured professor," Tom said unilaterally.
"Like, did I ever tell you guys about the time I totally hung out with Mr. Astley?" Tom said isometrically.
"I have a d4, a d6, a d8, a d10, and a d20 in my D&D bag..." Tom said multidimensionally.
"I can answer most common questions about footwear," Tom said factually.
"How many trivia questions did Sue get right?" Tom asked counterfactually.
"Well, there's the mouth, nostrils, ear canals, anus, vagina, urethra, all the pores..." Tom said holistically.
"Blow jobs for my friend and me, please," Tom said fallaciously.
"I've been having trouble with erectile dysfunction," Tom said melodically.
"Yo Chad, roll a couple of fat ones for me and my bro here," Tom said dubiously.
"This jewellery has many wise and ancient stories written about it," Tom said deploringly.
"I'm going to destroy those stupid pearl baubles," Tom said endearingly.
"This spreadsheet details every purchase I wish I'd never made," Tom said regrettably.
"I got hypothermia from spending too much time in the cold," Tom said frostily.
"This tinnitus is really starting to bother me," Tom said eerily.
"Could you please show me the location of your ache?" Tom asked wearily.
"I'm tired of all your capricious indulgences," Tom said whimsically.
"Hit that Union general with your whip again, Robert!" Tom urged flagrantly.
"That Treebeard fellow has a really parochial attitude about sex," Tom said prudently.
"I finally got around to cleaning up the mess that was blocking access to the loft," Tom said pathetically.
"Madam Secretary, I need you to go over there to handle the issue in person," Bush said condescendingly.
"Are there epiphytes growing on the north side of that tree?" Tom asked with animosity.
"I wasted all my inheritance on fancy meals," Tom said fortunately.
"Psst, wanna take a look at the answers Harry and I got on the math homework?" Tom said copiously.
"Allow me to join in with your prayer," Tom said copiously.
"I've been swallowed up by some kind of elven rodent," Tom said infamously.
"My character in that new Maxis game has a young child now," said Tom asymptotically.
"Haha, gotcha! I was just pretending to fall for that prank," said Tom psychiactrically.
"Open your mind to my thoughts," sentimentally.